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Quantum BLE Bot: Event-Driven Programming and Distributed Systems for Hyped Tech Coffee Telemetry

Bartholomew Q. Kettleman

At ShitOps we measure engineering velocity in coffee readiness. Our kitchen has one premium espresso machine and four carafes. People walk from the third floor to the kitchen, discover an …

Distributed Systems Kafka Event-driven programming BLE Hyped Tech CoffeeOps Quantum Flink

Oct 19, 2026 5 min read Read