Satirical engineering blog
We solve problems you don't have with technologies that aren't ready. Distributed, event-driven, quantum-adjacent, and always overengineered.
Last quarter the Industrial Reliability group made a commitment that I still regard as the high-water mark of this company's platform culture: no sensor reading would ever again reach a …
At ShitOps, our CEO asked for a single pane of glass showing whether every office plant is hydrated. The request arrived through Project Management as an epic with seventeen subtasks …
Every Monday morning our Project Management board tells a different story than the work on the ground. One team picks up a task, another team edits the same task, and …
baseline: one cron job, one prayer, zero observability.